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Jillian Barberie Is Out, Who’s In Now?
Josh Houchins from the Quincy Herald-Whig and WGEM SportsCenter presented by Hardee’s had a clever idea in a post on WGEM’s Sports Stew that ESPN gave them mention on their recent posting.
The time has come for FOX to say goodbye to the one-time cute and cuddly Jillian Barberie. Or Jillian Warry. Or Jillian Reynolds. Whatever her name currently may be.
Not only do we the viewer need a new weather girl to giggle furiously at on the football set at least 20 weeks of the year, but Terry, Howie and the boys need someone new as well.
The best thing about having Jillian still on is seeing how MadTV maymake fun of her next.
So who exactly fills her shoes?
A lot of things must be taken into consideration first. Well, just a couple I guess. First, hotness is a key. Sorry, but this is a male-oriented sport and show. And second, the replacement can’t be too famous. So, here we go.
The Top 10 Possible Replacements for Jillian Barberie…
10) Elisha Cuthbert — Doesn’t she need a little love now that Sean Avery has turned on her? And it seems a little plastic surgery has made her even hotter. Maybe a reach here because doubt she’d be in for it.
9) Shannon Elizabeth (right) — Nothing like getting back into acting with a two-year cameo on FOX.
8 ) Tila Tequila (left) — WHO? The girl has made a name for herself strictly because of MySpace and MTV, that’s who. This would be a huge jump up in her career, plus how great would it be for Terry to screw up her name every single week? And she used to be a recreational drug user and gang member … so maybe she’d fight Terry for screwing up her last name!
7) Any of the Pussycat Dolls — No need for a picture because most of you know them by heart anyway. They can’t sing, so why not put all 15 of them on the set?
6) Brooke Burke — She just had a baby, so getting a job could be on her list. A Dancing with the Stars win over Warren Sapp proved she has a connection with football.
5) Nicole Mitchell (right) — We needed at least one person who actually knows weather to support the cause. And she is the best. Here is a shot of Nicole in action.
4) Minka Kelly — The star of Friday Night Lights may need another shot at the football field after the TV show will surely get the boot.
3) Jessica Simpson — No comment. She just needs another job and she’ll do anything.
2) Marisa Miller (left) — She has graced the cover of every man’s favorite edition of Sports Illustrated and been the main attraction of the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. She can read … we think. Oh, and she boxes to stay in shape. That makes for a nearly perfect weather girl!
AND THE WINNER IS …
1) Stacy Keibler (right) — OK, she knows how to dance. She can fight anybody as we saw in the WWE. She was reportedly trained by Mr. Wonderful, Paul Orndorff. She was a cheerleader for the Baltimore Ravens at the age of 18. She studied Mass Communications at Towson University. We studied her in a mud wrestling match. Was nicknamed “The Weapon of Mass Seduction” because of her long legs. She is a perfect weather girl.
